M.I.A. Pissed, But Bags New Ring

TOP DOG
M.I.A. went bananas this week upon discovering that Tenacious D will be replacing The Beastie Boys at the Outside Lands festival in San Francisco, where M.I.A. is slotted to perform. The Beasties have postponed touring and the release of their new LP, Hot Sauce Committee Part 1 until Adam Yauch’s cancer recovery. Maya twitted in ALL CAPS that she’d pull out of the fest except that she’d be sued. Instead, Maya’s Cali trip will be drowned in Jack Black crooning “Fuck Her Gently.”

Immediately after this latest Twit-fit, Maya posted that she scored some new thrift bling. I hope it makes her feel better since there is a lot of M.I.Hate out there. Watch out girl!

In other news, M.I.A. became a mommy earlier this year and her writing is still annoying to look at; in fact I’d recommend she take up writing for Hipster Runoff. From her website: “SUNDAY NITE I CA M E HOME FROM THE GRAMMY’S STILL IN THE MOOD TO PARTY , I COUDA EASILY GONE OUT BUT I WENT HOME INSEAD , LUCKY I DID!! COZ MY EARLY STAGE LABOUR KICKED IN AROUND 2 AM .” Enough Maya, enough!

by Thomas Wilk